Nah homie, iss coo. Jesus wuz down atz da pool hall n' culdn't watch mah shit. But he wuz all "don't worry nizzi, I will blast deez muh' fuckahs ta hell fo yall". He's good dude.

Okay, sorry, but after reading this

http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah2.html

I am convinced the website is a total joke.

Didn't we already establish that?

Whoa, Noah's got a heck of a schlong there!

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