Amish people aren't allowed computers.[/quote]
That's the old Amish. We're talking the new, progressive Amish. Cripes, did you think they were going to keep track of all that canned shit down in the root cellar with the back of a shovel and a piece of coal? Hell, no. It's all Palm Pilots these days, with wireless networking so the women home fixing dinner can get a head count on the boys building the barns.
Even their cows are tracked by GPS.
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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.