What a great name for him.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

let's not count our chickens before they hatch on that last one there.

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what if nigger meant kite

Humanity can't be blamed for a freak accident like Yanni. We can, however, be blamed for not finding a way to get rid of him.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Precisely.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

what else can we do. we mailed him off to the sun but he came back return to sender, mass of gas unknown. then the sun was seen wearing a groucho marx disguise for the next week

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what if nigger meant kite

Last time I tried to send Yanni to the sun, I got it back with a letter attached reading "We don't want him here either - Europa". I thought it was a misspelling or something, but then I noticed that it was signed by "large black rectangular thing". Which is kinda weird, because I thought its name was "Obelisk".

DAMN YOU STANLEY KUBRICK! DAMN YOU ARTHUR C. CLARKE!

Oh, and next time, I'm sending it UPS (Univeral Parcel Service).

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Of course, Yanni IS the reason why we haven't been invaded by hostile aliens and had our world population decimated, with the survivors rounded up to live out the rest of their days in intergalactic slavery.

I know! We can drive off the giant monsters by blasting Yanni's "music" at them!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]Of course, Yanni IS the reason why we haven't been invaded by hostile aliens and had our world population decimated, with the survivors rounded up to live out the rest of their days in intergalactic slavery.

I know! We can drive off the giant monsters by blasting Yanni's "music" at them![/quote]

Wouldnt that be considered cruel and unsual punishment under the Geneva convention?

What about the human sized monsters, like the boogeyman, The-Thing-In-the-Cupboard, and priests?
Those are some real treats, not some jumbo sized monster that randomly destroys Toquio or New York. I mean, sure they kill more people that normal sized monsters, but at least they only kill people in Toquio and New York. The rest of the world is pretty much safe from them. I mean, when was the last time a 200 foot monster atacked Austin, Texas?

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Texas refuses to let Giant monsters past the border. Since everything in Texas has to be bigger than anywhere else, they placed a ban on all giant monsters smaller than 800 feet tall and weighing less than 40,000 tons.

Liberals are lobbying for Congress to force Texas to lift the ban on so-called "undersized" giant monsters, but in today's Republican legislature it might be months before the bill is even brought to the floor.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Giant Monsters are not US citizens and therefore are not covered by the constitution. We can restrict their size all we want! Besides, there is no law currently defining giant monsters as humans, and therefore there are no civil rights concerning them.

They will be discriminated against until the government sees the error of its ways and gives Giant Monsters full citizenship status.

Even then they won't be able to vote.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]Giant Monsters are not US citizens and therefore are not covered by the constitution. We can restrict their size all we want! Besides, there is no law currently defining giant monsters as humans, and therefore there are no civil rights concerning them.

They will be discriminated against until the government sees the error of its ways and gives Giant Monsters full citizenship status.

Even then they won't be able to vote.[/quote]

It's right wing bastards like you that keep vampires on welfare by discriminating against them when hiring night shift workers!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I don't think anyone's "covered by" the constitution. the constitution is mankinds high water mark, its moment of clarity, its best hope for survival. we're not "covered by" it like some kind of cheap HMO. rather we're "protected by" it, like a congressmen wrapping one of those little leaflets of it around his dick so he can pork a staffer.

yes exactly like that

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what if nigger meant kite

Or the Department of Homeland Defense hiding under the Patriot Act to deny us the rights granted by the Constitution.

Wait...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Its a sad fact. Most giant monsters are forced into poorly paying jobs with long hours and dangerous conditions, such as farming, factory work, and tentacle porn movies (who knows what those "innocent" girls are carrying. The monsters aren't even allowed to use condoms).

Humans think that the monsters are moving in and taking all the jobs, but the fact is they're only taking the ones that get $0.25 an hour. When will you racists wake up?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

But then that forces the Mexicans to get better jobs, which in turn works it's way up the chain and displaces everyone eventually.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]Or the Department of Homeland Defense hiding under the Patriot Act to deny us the rights granted by the Constitution.

Wait...[/quote]
Shhhh. Cheney's watching.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.