I would pay to see this shit.

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horray for life. boo.

I hate talking shit! I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. Never been shot. Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches.
I've had my ass kicked.
I've kicked some ass.
A little past the fighting stage, but still young and big enough to throw down.
But if its a fight you want, its a fight you shall have.

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Who are you?

the first rule of the leather-clad bar patrons is you do not talk about the leather-clad bar patrons except for the purposes of explaining about the leather-clad bar patrons that you do not talk about the leather-clad bar patrons

i've got $20 on Zaster

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what if nigger meant kite

Blah Blah. No need to talk. Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my motherfucking time.

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obscenity filter is off

i bet you got a bloody nose just from being confrontational

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote]I hate talking shit! I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. Never been shot. Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches.
I've had my ass kicked.
I've kicked some ass.
A little past the fighting stage, but still young and big enough to throw down.
But if its a fight you want, its a fight you shall have.[/quote]
Oh, sweet jezuz, I'm gonna die.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

July 13
8PM
My dad's house
Bruno Ridge, Arkansas
Paramedic service provided.

Can I combine this with the date if I win it?

[quote][quote]I hate talking shit! I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. Never been shot. Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches.
I've had my ass kicked.
I've kicked some ass.
A little past the fighting stage, but still young and big enough to throw down.
But if its a fight you want, its a fight you shall have.[/quote]
Oh, sweet jezuz, I'm gonna die.
[/quote]maybe you should change tactics from how you fought me. or at least add something to it - maybe fetal position with deathclaw, for instance, or fetal position kick of thunder

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what if nigger meant kite

Dammit, mandingo! You're telling him all of MY strategies!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i din't tell him about the leg grabbing and pleading

woops

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what if nigger meant kite

Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though.

[grovel]

And yes, I'm stepping on your turf, Spankling. You wanna go? I can lick more boots than you ever could!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ooooh, a throwdown for the Most Submissive!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a Catholic school uniform though.

[grovel][/quote]
I updated it for my tastes.

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I has a flavor!

[quote]Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though.

[grovel]

And yes, I'm stepping on your turf, Spankling. You wanna go? I can lick more boots than you ever could![/quote]

~_~# Busted.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm the one telling you how it is.

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I'm the one telling you how it was.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm the one telling you how it was.[/quote]i thought that was Walter Cronkite

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what if nigger meant kite

Nah, it was Chilly Palmer in Get Shorty. No new stitches. This thread is dumb. Turn door knob. Bye.

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Can't we all just get along??

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

[quote]Can't we all just get along??

-Chaplin-[/quote]

NO!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]Can't we all just get along??

-Chaplin-[/quote]Charlie Chaplin said that? i thought it was Cronkite

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote]Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though.
quote]
Why not just say-Dress as Catwoman and make me call you mistess?

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Why not just say-Dress as Catwoman and make me call you mistess?[/quote]because then he wouldnt get to say ass. and ass is a very important word. don't you think ass is a very important word, fatguy? i think ass is a very important word, fatguy. though there are some that believe that when you read that particular word (ass), in fact EVERY TIME you read that particular word (ass), or even see the assterisks that obscenity filter out that word (ass), that your soul dies a little and jesus's ass is is made to hang another million years on the cross, just because some dumb ass used the word ass

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what if nigger meant kite

Fine mandingo. I missed saying that. SO why not say-Dress as catwoman, kick my ass, and then make me call you mistress? Make you happy mandingo?

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.