[quote]Only pickup line that ever worked on me was:

"I'm Batman."[/quote]

I'm Batman.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]Only pickup line that ever worked on me was:

"I'm Batman."[/quote]

What about: "I seem to have left my pants at work. May I borrow yours for the purpose of procuring illegal narcotics?"

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What others say about boorite!

"Lets play pirates. You be the ship and I'll fill you with sea men."

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Poop.

"I couldn't help noticing your incredible nose hairs -- they're so long and lustrous."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"I have orgasms really, really fast. Faster than you've ever seen. Does that turn you on?"

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It's grime time.

this must be what caption mountain looked like before cameras
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'your turning me down? why? you that much better than the other females on the jury?'

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what if nigger meant kite

Wait, Spankling, I thought your pick up line was "[grovel]"?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's when I'm being cool. I had to think up something lame for the thread.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Girl: Who are you gonna please with that little thing?

Me: Me, bitch.

Girl: Give me ten inches and make it hurt!

Me: So I fucked her five times and slapped her.

Me: Ever seen anything like this before baby?

Girl: Well... it looks like a penis, only much smaller.

(I'm here all weekend folks, try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses...)

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[quote]Only pickup line that ever worked on me was:

"I'm Batman."[/quote]

I always thought of myself as Spiderman, but the internet "what superhero are you" quiz informs me I'm Batman. And the internet never lies (as you are fond of reminding me).

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What others say about boorite!

My friend and I once pulled two girls by telling them we were the West of Scotland Bobsleigh team, out celebrating the fact that we'd won our trophy back (as we'd lost the year before because I was injured).

Strangely enough, when another friend and I tried the same line recently, one of the girls said "you don't look like a bobsleigh team". Was she expecting us to be wearing full-length spandex body suits?

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Dad was flammable

Me: Wanna play army?

Girl: How do we play army?

Me: I salute and you blow the crap out of me.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Hi, I would like to make a deposit in your cum dumpster.

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obscenity filter is off

"Let's play Alien Abduction. I'll kidnap you, probe your ass, then leave you naked and confused in the middle of a field."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Hi. I have a penis."

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

"Hi, I noticed you have a vagina. May I lick it?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

good pick up line a black guy can use on a white girl:

'want to make your parents mad?'

good pick up line a girl can use on a guy:

'i'm out of your league, but you've just been called up.'

good pick up line Howard Dean uses:

'i'm goin to your lips, and your breasts, and your vagina! then i'm goin to your ass and back to your lips and then vagina! then i'm goin to your ass and take it all over again! YEAAAAAAGGHHH!!'

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what if nigger meant kite

Here's on i actaully used and it worked....

"Ever had you pussy licked by a stranger?"

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I dumb :D

"Excuse me while I jack off on your tits."

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I has a flavor!

"Come home with me, babe; I'm the best sex partner you'll ever have. You should see how many orgasms my dog has-it's insane."

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

BEST PICK UP LINE!!!

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right is Christmas, how about I spend some time between the holidays?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.