I love that cranky old bastard. *sniffle*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

But don't you realize outside is evil? Pollution and traffic alone make it unbearable. Then standing in lines at the bank make it even worse.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[quote]My ten desert island numbers are as follows:

1. pi
2. 6.023 x 10^23
3. 42
4. 123
5. 456
6. 789
7. 007
8. 69
9. 911
10. 10[/quote]

why would you need 911 if you had 007?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I'm no more cranky than you are.

I'm 44.

My parents were married at the time of my conception.

I love you, too.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My ten desert island desert islands:

Dia
The Galapogas Islands
The Maldives
San Jose
The Midriff Islands
Santa Catalina
The ABC Islands
The Hawar Islands
The Exumas Islands
Towela

[quote]My ten desert island punctuation marks are, in ascending order:

10. ;
9/8. ( )
7. :
6. "
5. '
4. ?
3. ,
2. .
1. ![/quote]

10. I might be crazy; it looks like the boat is sinking
9/8. The boat IS sinking (better get a raft)
7. Two things to take on the raft: my and ass
6. Did the captain just say "Row fuckers"
5. I can't believe the captain just said that
4. Who are you and why are you trying to push me off the raft?
3. Help, captain, he pushed me off the raft
2. I will swim to that island over there.
1. I am stranded on a deserted island! Yarp!

Yes, I know. Psychiatric help.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My top ten desert island onomatopoeias....

Ah, fuck it...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

My desert island Ireland desserts.

1. Guinness Gateau.
2. White Pudding Pudding.
3. Potato Cake Cakes.
4. Whiskey Crumble.
5. Wild Rover Souffle.
6. Baked Antrim.
7. Cork Cake.
8. Riverscones.
9. Deep Fried Cranky Farmer.
10. Stray Dog Surprise.

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I LIVE!