Does beer cost less there? Because if not than there is no point to living in Milwaukee.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Two words: Milwaukee's Best

Something that took me a little while to learn. Despite the usual convention "its" is the posessive of "it". It's weird, I know. "It's" is reserved for "it is".

Don't look at me, I don't make up these stupid rules. I think it has something to do with "it" being a pronoun. Yours, his, hers and theirs are all the same way. It's a damn stupid rule.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I like it when people shush me, because just as they're saying "shhh" I say "it" real fast. So it sounds like they're saying a cuss word even though they didn't mean to, and the joke's on them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.