I don't drink.

(So what am I doing in this thread?)

*wanders out*

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This is not my empire.

I'm drunk a lot. I like it, my employers don't

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I dumb :D

I love getting drunk, but I'm also watching my sugar intake so I don't get to do it more than once or twice a month.

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You cocksuckers! I said I'm drunk. What seems to be your major malfunction?

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I'm not drunk. I will be drunk in about 3-4 hours.

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This is seriously the best advice ever given.

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