What did the pastrami sandwich say to Adolf Hitler?

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

A blonde is at the mall. She sees the big store-map with an arrow pointing to an X and the words "YOU ARE HERE." She slaps her forehead and cries, "How do they always KNOW?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"The Republican Party has your best interests at hart!"