this one's my favorite

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what if nigger meant kite

this one's my favorite[/quote]

too bad it's been done about a hundred times already.

It has? Ohhh. I've always said, if I were in a hardcore band of some form, or if I had talent, I'd be in a band called 'Smegma'.

But, currently, I'm in an imaginary band with my best friend. We're called, 'The Screaming Elmos'. We're both learning acoustic guitar. I know 6 chords!

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Hey, you can play punk!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Many years ago there was a post-punk-pop-rock band in Oz called Ratcat, who had a hit with a song called "Don't Go Now". It was fairly basic, musically speaking, so I wrote new lyrics for it, based around the title "Just Three Chords".

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Hey, you can play punk![/quote]

Yes! Acoustic punk!

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

I am a rather quiet anarCHIST!
And I am the acoustic anti-CHRIST!
Don't know what I want, but I know it doesn't involve amplifiers...

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Fucking loser.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Back in high school, my friends wanted to form a death metal band and call it puthy (which they claimed sounded like a lisping man trying to say pussy), just so the radio ads would go:

(deep metal voice): "TONIGHT! AT THE SCRAP YARD! FEEL THE FURY OF NAPALM DEATH! WITH SPECIAL GUESTS CANNIBAL CORPSE! AND HOT NEW BAND puthy!"

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I has a flavor!

Top two worst band names ever, and yes, they've been used:

Vaginal Blood Fart
Jesus Hitler and the Shit Niggers

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What others say about boorite!

I see your Vaginal Blood Fart, and raise you an Anal Cunt.

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I has a flavor!

this one's my favorite[/quote]

too bad it's been done about a hundred times already.[/quote]that's like saying it's too bad you've seen boobies a hundred times already

keep em coming, barkeep

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what if nigger meant kite

We are in the "Moebius Stripcreator", where thread posts become a loop.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Fucking loser.[/quote]

You say that to all the ladies?

Hmmm...my friend James told me there's a band out there called 'Dying Foetus' (or 'Fetus' for the Americans. Ok, virtually all of you.) But, that will never live up to 'Vaginal Blood Fart'. However, I did think up another band name with the help of VBF:

'Messy Queef' or 'The Messy Queefs'.

I still prefer 'Smegma'.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

I can't take credit for this one, I found it as a comic title this morning and thought it'd make an awesome band name: Prison Yard Sale

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think alcoac just unwittingly found the perfect band name.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.