im not replying until someone is actually funny

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

H4W!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

lol

I don't think Shank will get that joke.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

A termite walks into a G-Unit recording session and asks

mango get me a banana!

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what if nigger meant kite

you are now cleared for replying, Tango 1

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what if nigger meant kite

A guy walks into a bar and beats the living shit out of Mother Teresa.

Ha ha!

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What others say about boorite!

your mom walks into a bar
bam she's pregnant

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/help.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

Speaking of cry for help, somebody on the intarwebs is sexually aroused by this illustration:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/overboard-4.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Bars 1']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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what if nigger meant kite

help you help yourself

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What others say about boorite!

i made that hole between the breasts

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what if nigger meant kite

what is your reason for that

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

it was social commentary about my love of 2 dimensional titty fucking

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what if nigger meant kite