I think she'd bounce.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

She's so dumb, she can't count to 22 without taking of her top!

Yeah, I'd like to suck her nipples and play with her titties, too!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

other less-blessed girls were quick to point out that its whats on the inside that counts. little did they know that inside hers were not just milk but Lucky Charms and a complete table setting

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what if nigger meant kite

Tina's boyfriend found it more and more difficult to NOT cum on her tits.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Winner of the 2006 "Hello! My face is up here!" award is...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I know, I know, it's not Photoshop Valley, but I couldn't resist...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

if you look closely, you can see where she hid the two peas under her sweater

I don't really have a caption to write.  I just want to check out her ta-ta's again!

Does bear repeating, yes.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Redefining Tit Envy Since 2008

or

 You can animate it, have her nodding with a saucy smirk and wink, going, Fuck yeah, baby, they're real...

or

hang a sign over her head going Silicon Wanted send applications here.

Mm, not sure if I can think of anymore off the top of my head.