The original Nosferatu is classic.

And as far as vampire television goes... Dark Shadows was easily the coolest show ever, vampire or non.

http://www.darkshadows.com/

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It's grime time.

Yeah, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more fun to beat off to.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]Yeah, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more fun to beat off to.
[/quote]I suppose you've never seen Dracula: Dead And Loving It then.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote][quote]Yeah, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more fun to beat off to.
[/quote]I suppose you've never seen Dracula: Dead And Loving It then.[/quote]
I suppose you didn't notice that he was comparing Buffy to Dark Shadows then.

[quote][quote][quote]Yeah, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more fun to beat off to.
[/quote]I suppose you've never seen Dracula: Dead And Loving It then.[/quote]
I suppose you didn't notice that he was comparing Buffy to Dark Shadows then.[/quote]I suppose you didn't notice that... that... You suck!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Yeah, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was more fun to beat off to.
[/quote]I suppose you've never seen Dracula: Dead And Loving It then.[/quote]
I suppose you didn't notice that he was comparing Buffy to Dark Shadows then.[/quote]I suppose you didn't notice that... that... You suck![/quote]

Nosferatu (original). The most persistant visual images of any vampire movie ever. Every once in a while, I still look at a closed door and think Max may be behind it.

It can't compete with a few, but I've a special place in my heart for The Addiction.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Vampire Hunter D. That's all I have to say.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Vampire Hunter D, though terrible, is classic.

"What a wonderful night this has been! For the first time in one hundred years I haven't been bored once!"

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It's grime time.