Ah, mindless trivia I didn't know about.
What're skittles (referring to bowling)?

And the candy makes my teeth hurt too. All candy does. I still like it.

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Bowling pins are sometimes called skittles

skittles are the pins in a game of skittles which differs slightly from bowling in that you have 9 pins in a diamond shape and you can bowl differently

any brit in here heard of wraxall style bowling?

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Only a stoner would know so much about bowling :P

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Naah, in the UK there was a bowling craze about ten years ago. But then it sort of passed, and now there are loads of abandoned bowling alleys.

That would be great. I wish I had an abandoned bowling alley.

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