I can tell you just woke up.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

I hate it how I've been workin for my dad for 3 weeks but I've only sold one fucking car. Come on stripcreator, BUY SOMETHING FROM ME!!!

Thanks for ruining a completely good thread, Frank.

Frank bites!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Don't make me bite YOUR thumb off, Artemis!

Do you have any Corollas?

No, but here's what we got presently that's within a nice budget:

1993 Ford Thunderbird - $4000 - 115,000 mi (20 mpg)
1993 Ford Crown Victoria - $5000 - 92,000 mi (22 mpg)
2002 Ford Ranger - $7000 - 90,000 mi
1998 Ford Ranger - $5000 - 84,000 mi
2005 Dodge Neon(s) - $12000 ea. - ~17000 mi ea.
2006 Ford Taurus(s) - $12000 ea. - miles vary

We have cars going for cheaper... but I seriously wouldn't recommend buying them. We don't even like selling them to people, we usually sell em for cheap to wholesale auctions.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BIPED WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote]No, but here's what we got presently that's within a nice budget:

1993 Ford Thunderbird - $4000 - 115,000 mi (20 mpg)[/quote]

shit

cop shit in a brown paper bag

shit heap

rotisserie shit heap on a stick

the stick

leftover rental shit filled with other people's shit

got anything else?

can I help you and your dad sell cars?

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What others say about boorite!

OMG SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What others say about boorite!

The Neons and Tauruses were both left over from Rental Fleets (Hertz, more specifically). What might be up your ally, boorite, is a 1993 Ford F-350 with smokestacks (deliciously redneck) for about 8 grand.

We already have a mechanical penis, thank you.

Now I have an erection.

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What others say about boorite!

I'll take a picture of the truck tonight and show ya. It's a big, red dually.

Duallies are cool because you know how sometimes you try to pull a house off its foundation but you can't get traction?

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What others say about boorite!

Definitely. It's one sweet truck. I think it's a diesel too, but I'm not sure.

4x4 isn't enough. It's time for an 8x8.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/Tatra2081320FS20single.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

That thing makes me horny