I love you, Darkwing Duck. Oh so much.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I love him more <3

I love him so much that I stole my mom's tape recorder and recorded the theme song off the tv by holding the recorder's mic up to the speaker. Then I listened to it. A lot.

I grew up with Dolly Parton. Darkwing Duck was the height of music to me.

You can't just steal my song off my #1 hit show like that! You must pay!

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Let's get dangerous!

I'll gladly pay for her, Darkwing, and I'll pay you for the services you provided to me last night.

Hey Darkwing, how much did Frank say he'd pay you to fuck him in the ass all night?

In that case, I won't even tell you about the bootleg DD porn I sold on the black market.

Why, 27 dollars, my dear crabby. Why do you ask?

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Let's get dangerous!

27 dollars, but I easily would have paid $28.37 ;-)

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LAUNCHPAD! DON'T GET ANY SHIT ON MY UNIFORM!

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Let's get dangerous!

it was mine a few days ago, so what? you want a medal because your mom shat you out of her decrepit womb?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

And the worst part is, our mothers never did ask if it was okay. I would have liked a little input into whether or not I wanted to be born. Bitches.

YES

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What others say about boorite!