Well, about 15-16 years, (whenever he was born, I don't really keep track of those trivial things.) give or take a few months.

Update: Small puncture in a lung, but not serious. Minor concussion. Some pancreatic fluid buildup, may need to be operated on. However, he's still looking to make a full recovery.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Glad to hear it.
Y'all must have some funny parents.

I'm glad to hear anything, because it means that I am not a werewolf.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really wish that were the case.
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/LuckyGuess/sets/luckyme/

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I cringed when I heard "puctured lung". That sounds so horridly painful. Like, even more painful then sticking twelve live electric eels up your ass.

Not like I know what that feels like. And derive enjoyment out of it...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

It just hurts when they reinflate it. Unless it's punctured by a broken rib, and in that case, the broken rib hurts.

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What others say about boorite!