I remember when I saw one of those. It was crawling on the walls... which were melting. The lights were flashing thousands of colors, and my hands were melting together. My feet were slowly being sucked into the floor.

I'll never try that again.

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[quote]I remember when I saw one of those. It was crawling on the walls... which were melting. The lights were flashing thousands of colors, and my hands were melting together. My feet were slowly being sucked into the floor.

I'll never try that again.[/quote]
wimp.

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Argh! Get them off! Get them off! Get them off the Earth immediately!

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Those cockroaches have been imported by our American friends. Native Aussie cockroaches are quite small, can't fly, prefer to stay outside the house, and don't bark like evil little dogs, unlike those monstrous American roaches... *shudder*

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Trust an Australian to blame everything else on everyone else, eg. Americans.

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Only when it's true, Dildo, only when it's true. The cockroaches were imported when the US set up camp in Pine Gap, a US military base in the centre of Australia, not far from Alice Springs. While moving stuff over to Oz, they imported a pile of those monstrous roaches. Somehow, probably due to truck freight, those roaches spread to Sydney.

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You all are forgetting the things that Australia has done against us, like

[*] how the missle that shot down TWA 800 was launched from an aussie space platform that doubles as Jack Hannah's personal fortress.

[*] the shots that killed JFK and Martin Luther King were fired by discontent Australians who belived that the US would cease to put down comunists in SE Asia if the libral policies of these men continued.

[*] and the Austrailians are responsible for the "power of cheese" conspiracy that is alive even today.

Dude....

Cheese rocks!

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[quote][quote]I remember when I saw one of those. It was crawling on the walls... which were melting. The lights were flashing thousands of colors, and my hands were melting together. My feet were slowly being sucked into the floor.

I'll never try that again.[/quote]
wimp.[/quote]

Hahaha, no shit. I have driven literally thousands of miles in that condition. I have also killed a giant Louisiana cockroach who happened to be laying a big sack of eggs. I stared at it awhile first, though.

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We heard you needed something to eat all the rabbits. We'd have thought you'd be grateful. Sheesh! :)

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I get the impression that Dildo doesn't like me very much.

Am I just paranoid?

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Nah, I'm an advocate of the "no bullet" theory: Kennedy's head just went like that.
Dildo doesn't like anyone, DexX.

[quote]I get the impression that Dildo doesn't like me very much.
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You poor, poor bastard.

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I am a proponent of the "cheese bullet" theory.

You see... the bullet that killed JFK was made of cheese.

Obvious, really.

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[quote]I get the impression that Dildo doesn't like me very much.

Am I just paranoid?[/quote]Maybe it's the way you WON'T SHUT UP about lederhosen. I know that drives me up a wall.

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Hey, I don't go on about lederhosen that much. Besides, it really is delicious.

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[quote]I get the impression that Dildo doesn't like me very much.

Am I just paranoid?[/quote]

I would like to offer this olive branch as a gesture of reconciliation to you, Dexx. I apologise for the all wrongs I have done you in the past. Let us work together for a brighter, prosperous and harmonious future.

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How completely unfair. I like plenty of folk. I just don't like you since you refuse to put my film reviews on your jakey website. (You could at least put something in the 'user comments' section...)

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