Let the judging commence!

Thanks, all my thirsty friends, for your entries, and here are the awards:

The Crying Game Award goes to codehappykid

evil_d wins the Being Tom Collins Award

Most Dysfunctional Award goes to biped

edoggydog and RandomComicLayoutGuy have joint custody of the Gnarly Chaser Award

but the Grand Prize goes to ... (drumroll please)

AngryAmerican for his He has no name series!  Congratulations, good luck with the next contest, and stay thirsty, my friend.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I am pleased. Winning this contest is better than being on vacation.

I had something in mind for the next one, but have forgotten it.

I'll come up with something else...

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Kill Whitey.

Son of a bitch.

This was really recent. If you're reading Stripcreator, XKCD, howdy.

 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker