Beeko is banned for the simple fact that he has better rated comics than me

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for making a new contest which, is one of the things on my to do list.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko is banned for waving his hands in the air like he doesn't care, but failing to put on deoderant first.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Bryce is banned for not entering the contest I started that got me banned previously

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for being one of the three people on this page with only three stars.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko is banned for having the same number of stars as me but way more votes

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Vodek is banned for having the minutes value of his posting time be a perfect square.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings is banned for returning from a long trip and not bringing me any PRESENTS!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Lady J is banned for not letting me borrow a cup of funny

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for getting toe cancer from TheGovernor.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko is banned for getting an unwanted pregnancyfrom the Govenor.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for STILL not donating to stripcreator. (I don't understand why he hasn't, he gives money to strippers all the time)

RCCOLAMAN is banned for not being more appreciative when I take him to strip clubs. And stealing my credit card making it impossible for me to donate

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned because 6 votes multiplied by three stars equals 666, and- Oh my god, it's the devil!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko180 is banned for imaginary math.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ladyj is banned because she just caused me to find a huge error in my calculations. (6 x 3 is 18)

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko is banned for being sexier than me

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_vodek you are banned for being a loser that no one likes...Seriously dude...Get a damn life. You AREN'T funny!

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I sense a disturbance in my pants

DeadManFarting is banned for ... well, for being born.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

This thread is banned because its gay.

And not in a prison-sort of way.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican is banned for being 50% more angry than his last quarterly projection

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for using percentages.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko is banned for stealing my sexy

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for not telling us about Beeko and his erotic man musk. How long you two been lovers now??

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain is banned for having a link to skull porn as his forum comment.  I will have you know that my wife required over two minutes of exposure to the smelling salts thanks to your skullfuckery.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."