Whoops, misread one.

[quote=LuckyGuess]7. Favorite Christmas movie?

Fantasia. Not really a Christmas movie, but I really love Fantasia.[/quote]

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[quote=LuckyGuess]

34. What vehicle do you drive?

A '93 Mercury Sable named Commander Sableton.

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I wish I had a kickass name for my car!!!!  I used to drive a 91 corolla that I called the deathtrap.  The seat belts were for decorative purposes only and the breaks didn't really "work" but they did bring the car to a stop eventually.  I got a new car after I crashed it.

[quote=ZMannZilla]

Screw 3.0 D&D rules.  THAC0 or GTF0!

[/quote]

You're off the Christmas list, you evil, soulless bastard.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote=HCRoyall]

[quote=ZMannZilla]

Screw 3.0 D&D rules.  THAC0 or GTF0!

[/quote]

You're off the Christmas list, you evil, soulless bastard.

[/quote]I thought you 3.0 weirdos only celebrated Yule.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[quote=ZMannZilla]

[quote=HCRoyall]

[quote=ZMannZilla]

Screw 3.0 D&D rules.  THAC0 or GTF0!

[/quote]

You're off the Christmas list, you evil, soulless bastard.

[/quote]I thought you 3.0 weirdos only celebrated Yule.

[/quote] No, those're the people who play Werewolf: The Apocalypse.  We celebrate Christmas too, except ours is better because we don't need to know advanced calculus just so our characters can take a shit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote=HCRoyall]

we don't need to know advanced calculus just so our characters can take a shit.

[/quote]Of course not.  There's a chart for that.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

A chart with prestige classes.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Paragon paths are better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sorry, I want my bowel movements to have levels in Cantor.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old