I just wish most newbies weren't stupid by default. I guess the best advice is: if you're a newbie, then ask your questions directly to the webmaster (like e-mail or something). Then at least only he knows you had to ask a newbie question.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I agree, it's time we took a stand against the latest wave of newbies. They'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes, mark my words. And I guess I owe crabby some thanks for not making me cry the first time around. Thanks crabby! I finally feel like I belong somewhere. The next comic is for you.

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if at first you don't succeed, re-define success

This is like having a rat problem, then, finding out that there are two different families of rats, and one family is on your side.

We seem to have a Newbie vs Newbie war going on, and none of the regulars are involved.

I say, we let them all battle it out and just keep who survives.

so, on one side we have:

Bogart
TheElPaso
DonkeyTom
Wilgo

and on the other

ElvisHitler
Comicboy34
Von_Kirbster
Wolfgang

I have no idea which side Kitty_Kat is on

but it should be interesting.

I say we set up a competition in the Comic Contest forum for newbies only, pit them against each other and let the winners stay.

How does that sound?

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Dad was flammable

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I have no idea which side Kitty_Kat is on
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She's like one of those double agents in the James Bond movies. All hot and flirtatious and then *whap!* You're out cold and captured by the enemy.

oh...shit

maybe I shouldn't have cornholed her last night then...

damn her and her feminine charm!

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Dad was flammable

How about knee-jerk regular-bashing, then? You cunt.

Overthrow the Comic Overlords! Viva la revolucione.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[quote]I say we set up a competition in the Comic Contest forum for newbies only, pit them against each other and let the winners stay.

How does that sound?
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Why doesn't the one person who created these newbies pick one name and we'll just let him stick around.

Some of these Newbs are actually funny. Sure it's fun sniping at them, up to a point. But think how stale we would get... all right... I would get were it not for new blood now and then.

Remember, crabster?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. And some punctuation.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've already made a "viva la revolution" joke, and ripped the poor guy for his lack of punctuation

therefore, I crown myself the King of.....the.... uh........ Universe!

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Dad was flammable

I booked band called Elvis Hitler into a club that I managed briefly in the eighties. Nobody showed and the owner was a twat, so...

Alles gut.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If comicboy would just take that fucking image out of his .sig I would have a much easier time ignoring him.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I'll bet that King Newbie is itsclark. Look at this! /\
He's betrayed us!

Nah. I posted that before reading any of King Troll's blatherings. I was only expanding on Andy's mock anti-regular sentiment, nor realizing there was an actual shitstorm brewing.

Besides, we all know King Newbie is actually... Wirthling!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Maybe Alison is back...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If Alison were back we'd be swamped with Newbies who would all eventually commit ritual suicide.....

actually...

I do kind of miss her!

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Dad was flammable