It makes my pupils clank together.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Nooooo! I can't decide! You are all too bloody funny!

Okay, since I can't simply pick the strip I like best, I am going to do it by the book - three marks from 1-5 will be given to each strip, for edit-quality, originality, and hilarity. The winner will be the one with the highest score out of fifteen. Okay, let's play... Note that titles are my own...

itsclark - Gift from the Sky
quality[3] - - originality[5] - - hilarity[4] - - total [12]

itsclark - RoboSuck
quality[3] - - originality[4] - - hilarity[3] - - total [10]

TheElPaso - Vengeance, thy name is goatse.cx
quality[2] - - originality[3] - - hilarity[2] - - total [08]

Spankling - New Toy (oh wey oh)
quality[4] - - originality[4] - - hilarity[3] - - total [11]

Kajun Firefly - I Knew the Bride When She Sucked
quality[5] - - originality[3] - - hilarity[5] - - total [13]

^TooL^ - The Sucksorcist
quality[2] - - originality[4] - - hilarity[3] - - total [09]

Skabby Firefly - Still Life With Birthday Greeting, Bowling Pins, and Cake
quality[1] - - originality[5] - - hilarity[1] - - total [07]

skagg - Catch of the Day
quality[3] - - originality[5] - - hilarity[4] - - total [12]

skagg - Cutting the Cake... Wedding or Bris?
quality[3] - - originality[4] - - hilarity[4] - - total [11]

Spankling - Punch the Monkey!
quality[4] - - originality[5] - - hilarity[4] - - total [13]

...which makes it a tie between Kajun Firefly and Spankling, both of whom submitted brilliant pictures. I honestly can't decide which I like best, so I am going to lean toward giving it to the one who has not had a turn yet - congratulations Kajun Firefly.

Well done, everyone who entered. I hated to be so formal about the judging, but the field was so excellent, I simply couldn't decide. The possible exception is Skabby_Firefly... uh, sorry, I don't get it. Care to explain?

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Oops, I defied convention and forgot to repost the winning pic. Here is the happy couple again for your viewing pleasure...

That is beautifully done. *laugh* A worthy winner, Kajun. :)

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VICTORY IS MINE!!

Thanks DexX, I was worried that Wirthling's glowing face would lose me points, it was impossible to get a matching skin colour, plus I was rushing to get it finished before someone else posted the joke.

A new contest will begin when I've finished work, so, in about 4 or 5 hours!

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Dad was flammable

That is a winner all right! A much tougher edit and hilarious.

Nicely done K-Fly!

... hey! No rating for "FIRE!"? I know it wouldn't win, but I want my 6 points!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No way, man. The face looks great (especially considering what you had to work with).

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

No way, man. The face looks great (especially considering what you had to work with).[/quote]

Bite me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It looks like his neck snaped if you look closely.

But it's fine overall.

I just want you all to know that you made my wife cry.

I hope you're happy.

Bastards.

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DexX.. i don't think i deserved a whole 2 points for quality of photoshop-work...
It took me about 5mins, and i didn't do shit :)
I'm hoping to one day be able to win a competition on originality and hilarity alone.
With a quality score of 0 or lower :)

^TooL^

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[quote]I just want you all to know that you made my wife cry.

I hope you're happy.

Bastards.[/quote]
That's not why she crys gabe.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spanks - The rules clearly state "nothing old". "FIRE!" was made before I wrote the rules, hence it was old. Don't worry, though - you can take the credit for inspiring the contest in the first place. I don't know if you actually did, but you may have.

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What are you all doing still posting in here? Go and take part in my contest, it's looking pretty lame over there!

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Dad was flammable

This Wirthling woman that this Gabe fellow married is quite unattractive. She would be much more attractive in a burqua.

Meus cheiros do scrotum gostam de sapatas velhas. Beije-o por favor.

All praise me.

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Minha senha é binladen.

For a second, I thought it said "punk the monkey."

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