Yes, I dicked up the number. And since clark never showed to claim his prize, I award it to evil_d. First, because TinyTobor cracked me up, and second, because he said he had an idea for some thematic sort of contest and I want to see what it is.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Cool. I wasn't expecting that at all, but I ain't complaining either. Thanks, Gabe. I hope my contest lives up to people's expectations.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!