[Click to view comic: 'CC 106: Heart of the Sunrise']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

First, my dodgy entries...

[Click to view comic: 'CC106: Starship Trooper'][Click to view comic: 'CC106: Roundabout'][Click to view comic: 'The Calling of the Almost Famous Owner of a Lonely Heart']

It wasn't until after I had saved that last one that "Almost Famous" was a movie soundtrack they contributed to, not an actual song title. Oh well...

After those ones, I decided to have a go at a series. Here it is...

[Click to view comic: 'CC106: Sound Chaser, one - Walls'][Click to view comic: 'CC106: Sound Chaser, two - Leave it'][Click to view comic: 'CC106: Sound Chaser, three - The Calling'][Click to view comic: 'CC106: Sound Chaser, four - Sound Chaser'][Click to view comic: 'CC106: Sound Chaser, five: Wondrous Stories']

For those who didn't notice, the pre-orgasmic exclamations in the first panel of the last strip are made up of four Yes song titles, no extra words. I was proud of that little detail. Detracting from that was the song title "Awaken" staring me in the face a moment after saving the first strip. Oh well... again...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Actually, it was a movie soundtrack even before you saved that strip.

[Click to view comic: 'No Opportunity Necessary, No Experience Required']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

[Click to view comic: 'White Car']
Just so you know. I think this is one of the most retarded cc themes I've ever seen. There are too many rules to make it rightly funny. I hope you also remember to take off points from all of the many people who obviosly broke one of your way too stupid rules. I know I have about no right to say anything, but I'm not going to be some subjective little wimp anymore.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

[Click to view comic: 'The Fish']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[quote][Click to view comic: 'White Car']
Just so you know. I think this is one of the most retarded cc themes I've ever seen. There are too many rules to make it rightly funny.
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You just have to say to yourself, "Yes, I can do it. Yes, I can do it. Yes, yes, yes, I can do it. Yes I can. Yes, yes, yes." Remember, without hope you cannot start the day. You just have to release, release your creativity.

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I hope you also remember to take off points from all of the many people who obviosly broke one of your way too stupid rules.
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If I had any stupid rules, I would just disqualify entries for breaking them. I don't judge on a point basis.

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I know I have about no right to say anything, but I'm not going to be some subjective little wimp anymore. [/quote]

How about being an objective little wimp, a subjective big wimp, or a subjective little bully?

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I know I have about no right to say anything, but I'm not going to be some subjective little wimp anymore. [/quote]

How about being an objective little wimp, a subjective big wimp, or a subjective little bully?[/quote]

How about a submissive little wimp?

I probably should have let Spankling take that line, but oh well.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Actually, I have to thank FPD for thinking of this topic, because I discovered that excellent "Magnification" album in the course of my research. I was never much into Yes, but substituting the orchestra for the keyboards makes them sound completely different.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Parallels']
[Click to view comic: 'Going for the One']
[Click to view comic: 'It Can Happen']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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I know I have about no right to say anything, but I'm not going to be some subjective little wimp anymore.

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How about being an objective little wimp, a subjective big wimp, or a subjective little bully?

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How about a submissive little wimp?
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what I mean is that I'm not going to suck up and kiss ass anymore. I won't pay attention to any limitations set on me by much of any1. I've been watching these "unlocking Your Potential" tapes and theyt are full of crap and I do believe they rubbed it on me. Damn I hate it when that happens.maybe thats why my life sucks so much.........

Oh and your rules just sorta counter each other, and it can be a little confusing. So I guess the rules aren't as stupid.... Its the maker of the rules.... well whatever. I know my comic shits on ice so i'm not expecting anything. Espesially after all this crap I'm dishing back at you.

I think I'm gonna go shut off thoses tapes now......

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

And here's another one that will make you cry.
[Click to view comic: 'Hold On']

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Here's one featuring a Rush song title and puns a-plenty!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: La Villa Strangiatto']

Oops, wrong contest. But seriously, folks:

[Click to view comic: 'Wonderous Stories, by Jack Handey']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Ladies and gentlemen, *drumroll* - comic #62000!

[Click to view comic: 'Going for "The One"']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

You're not going to be a Yesman?

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Oh and your rules just sorta counter each other, and it can be a little confusing. So I guess the rules aren't as stupid.... Its the maker of the rules.... well whatever.
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Yes, whatever is a good choice.

Yes, it seems awfully negative of you. That's the sort of thing I might expect from someone whose life totally and completely REEKS. But I wouldn't let it sway me against you if your comic was really good. Here's hoping your life gets better soon.

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My favorite strips were these:

"Siberian Khatru" by kaufman
"Don't kill the Whale" by lara7
"Wonderous Stories, by Jack Handey" by Namgumed

and the winner is ...

lara7

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