If only there was a way to spell "thuh-thuh-thuh-thuh-thuh" or whatever that sound is that Hopkins makes.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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If only there was a way to spell "thuh-thuh-thuh-thuh-thuh" or whatever that sound is that Hopkins makes.[/quote]

"Chup chup chup chup chup."

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Sappho's Island']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Elmo's World']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Koyaanisqatsi (Stomach out of Balance)']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 111: Accept No Substitutes']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Emily Bronte's "Wirthling Heights"']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

An alternate ending to the last strip as I couldn't decide which punchline to use.

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Emily Bronte's "Wirthling Heights"']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Tobor (The Movie)']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Don't you hate when this happens?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: My Fawn Has Diarrhea!']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Submitted For Your Approval']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 111: There is no spoon']

Damn overrated film. Also, I saw that Blade 2, and it's crap. If I can give anyone one piece of advice, it would be "Don't see Blade 2".

Although the worst film I have ever sat through at the pictures was Final Fantasy. I actually came out of the cinema feeling angry.

Well, I've just confirmed that being away for an extended period of time doesn't make me any funnier.

[Click to view comic: 'CC111: Pantz']

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

[Click to view comic: 'Spain In The Neck']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'CC 111: Timmy Saves Christmas']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Okay, let's put this freakshow to bed. The nominees for Winner of CC 111 are...

crabby--Civil War In Hell
I would totally pay to see Civil War In Hell.

Big Evil Dan--Made From 100% Recycled Plots
French terrorists make me smile.

Namgubed--Trailer Trash
"How much will this car repair cost?" "An arm...and a leg!"

boorite--Here's a mystery...five bucks for Milk Duds?
Word. Shitty cartoon becomes shitty movie. Film at eleven.

NeoVid: Now that's (not) entertainment
Kevin Keegans Perm--I think I stopped caring
Damn, this contest idea wasn't that bad, was it?

DexX--Punning Soon...
kaufman--Accept No Substitutes
TheElPaso--Spain In The Neck
These made me want to physically hurt their creators, as all good puns should.

israphael--Wirthling Heights
Obviously you've never seen Wings of the Dove.

And the winner is.....

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No, not the vents! Never the vents!

It's all you, B.E. And until then, the balcony is closed.