But... *ponder* I thought the whole point of the kilt is that sheep will run from the sound of a zipper...?
A very funny Aussie comedian named Sarah Kendall did a routine about how everybody in the world thinks that someone else fucks the sheep. "The English say it's the Aussies, the Aussies say it's the New Zealanders, the French say it's the Belgians, the Scots say it's the Welsh, the Welsh say it's the Scots. If you ask me, it's the sheep who are the sluts!"
She is also the one who claimed the the dinosaur-destroying asteroid that hit the earth was especially unpleasant for the poor old T-Rex, because he couldn't cover his eyes.
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