Judgement!

Okay, lots of entries made me laugh, particularly Spankling's Kid Rock entry and Dexx's one of Bush getting monkey-hugged.

However, this round goes to [n]JrnymnNate[/b] for displaying l33t Photoshop LE skills.

Take it away, Nate. Go, Connecticut! Woooo!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My god I've won! I've never won anything before! Wooyay!

Ok, back to reality... Hrm I'll be busy tomorrow so I'd better get one underway tonight.

And not a single entry about a chicken getting jerked.

Sort of...

Nicely done Nate!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I really wanted to see "everytime you masturbate, God kills a chicken".

You guys let me down. sob.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Choking the chicken! I can't believe I didn't do a pic of Dubyah choking the chicken at a press conference!

It's not like me to miss a cliche...

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Incidentally, Nate - well done.

I liked your Loch Ness chicken better than the one that won it for you, but it still deserved to win. :)

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[quote]I really wanted to see "everytime you masturbate, God kills a chicken".

You guys let me down. sob.[/quote]Oh well, maybe next contest someone will do "everytime you masturbate, Guard kills a chicken".

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I did this right after putting up the contest and before there were any entries, just for the fun of it.

...which indicates that Spankling and I think in similar ways.... which is pretty damn scary.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I just couldn't resist...

George Dubyah Bush... choking the chicken, as usual...

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