I didn't make this comic for the contest, but as soon as I made it I realized it complies with all the rules, so I'm going to enter it, anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'A Royally Annoying Comic']

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"Old" is the old new.

Anyone who has ever read any of my comics will know that there isn't a chance in hell I could make a comic that isn't based on some kind of tragedy.

Sorry.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Final Assembly']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC123 - Bad Taste In Boxing']

Theyre both happy all the way through , because theyre both getting paid multi millions of dollars to beat each other up.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This one I did a while ago might just qualify ...

[Click to view comic: 'When the Cinnamon Roll is Called Up Yonder']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC123: when in doubt...']

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Not that anyone would ever use it again, but a toaster icon would have been nice when I was making this one.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Not-Very-Handymen']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123 : Summer Fun']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

93.7% of my fantastic comics are tragedy free. just like this one....
[Click to view comic: '06']

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

I made this comic for two reasons. One, I was really hoping that one of the comics I read earlier would end with "Maple Syrup" and two, I thought maybe I could beat the lines "Weeeeee" and "Play play play".

[Click to view comic: 'CC: 123 Yay.']

I was wrong.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

[quote]Anyone who has ever read any of my comics will know that there isn't a chance in hell I could make a comic that isn't based on some kind of tragedy.
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If I can do it, you can do it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Joy Luck Club']

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]
Personally, I don't think a joke is funny unless someone dies.[/quote]

I died when I read that. Does that count?

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What others say about boorite!

That's not funny. The fashion biz spends billions making guys feel like color-blind retarded apes....

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Positively pedantic']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song!'][Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song!'][Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song!'][Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Let's all Sing the Happy Song!']

Happiness is a winning, yes it is, comic!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Stealing everything I see']

Don't forget the other crap I posted earlier in the thread.

-Ranma X.

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Who said getting in was hard?']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC123: Minimalist Mardi Gras']

Is this one compliant?[/quote]
If I say yes, will you take off your shirt?

Actually, I don't think it is because of boorite's comment in the second panel.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

No, I love large deposits.

.....

(you owe me one, Lara.)

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]No, I love large deposits.
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(you owe me one, Lara.)[/quote]Lara owes you a large deposit? Ewww!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: The Gift of the Magi']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC123: The Great Thing About Yeast Infections']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kaufman, have you been spying on Gabe and me? Because, damn!

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, I suck.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 123: A Sorry Attempt']