How about a black lady? Neal is so damn lonely.

Also, then I can scrap my "I am a black woman" tee-shirt idea for my forum user character.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hokay.

I'll get right on that, just as soon as I'm done cleaning up Jim.

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Well, I finished the Black Lady, cleaned up Jim and created a new surprise character!

Kim1-1

Jim1-1
and.........

*suspensful music playing*

Brian the Owl!(1-1)
Yes, an owl! I thought it would be cool cuz if someone has a life problem they could go ask the owl about it.
Then brian would just poke fun at them and stuff.

Hooray!

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[quote]How about a black lady? Neal is so damn lonely.
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Not a serious character submission, since it's just an edit of Lara7 (sorry, Dexx).

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

*cough*

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[quote][quote]How about a black lady? Neal is so damn lonely.
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Not a serious character submission, since it's just an edit of Lara7 (sorry, Dexx).

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ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

No! I mean! DAMN! AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!

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Young man, get up off the floor right now and re-attach your ass!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Why do I get the feeling we're all in line for melanin shots?

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Welcome to Honkeyville.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Word, yo.

I have a feeling my pic won't take easily to "Blackification", nor will Scyess'. DexX's, on the other hand...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That black lara is brilliant... Josh's characters are cool too. :)

Fuzz, you should submit that black lara - I don't mind. Better ask the lady herself first, though... ;)

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Two black chicks and a sage owl! My heart's a flutter!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Seriously. Someone call a medic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]That black lara is brilliant... Josh's characters are cool too. :)

Fuzz, you should submit that black lara - I don't mind. Better ask the lady herself first, though... ;)[/quote]

I dunno -what- to think about black lara- it's sorta ironic, considering I'm probably one of the most melanin-impaired people here (after kaufman, maybe). I guess it's no odder than fuzz as the priest.

Though I pity any black chick square enough to have those glasses with that 'fro...yikes!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I don't want to see a girl with a beard. Can you not draw that please?

Ah, you see the intended irony behind my selection.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You want to see them online?

hrm... how strange. It's nearly imposible to find them, and even then its mostly just a BBS.
http://Beardedwomen.com

Does this mean I can get Allen Bakke's slot at UC Davis Med School, then?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Here's the newest guy. I,for one really like him. Hope you guys do, too.

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I never thought I'd say this, but that looks good from Paint.

You know, I think the site could use a caveman. The closest we've got now is DexX.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'll get right on that.

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I'm just posting this to let you know that I haven't forgotten about this. It's still a work in progress (I have to figure out how Dexx does the shading to give characters depth), but it's something to show.

Presenting Jamalia (hey, you think of a better name for her). Constructed lovingly from the head and body of Lara7, an arm from A_chicka, an arm from Boorite, and the skin of O.J. Simpson!

I think her arms need more work and she needs more jewelry and stuff, but I spent most of my time giving her a big rack.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'd do one from scratch for you, but I have too much queued up already. I am tempted to put my essay on hold for a few hours and do a stack of Hand of God poses that I thought up earlier.

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