Well, folks, only Nate's came close to the actual advertisements that I wanted to savage, but still, there were several good ones, especially fuzzy's. And I think this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen:

Then again, I don't get out much.

Take it away, DexX!

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What others say about boorite!

I'm about to fall off my chair and sleep right here in the computer room. I don't want to do that (may crush the dog on the way down) so I'll be crashing in a minute. New rules up tomorrow.

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Uh... THANKS BOORITE!

I'm sleepy and forgot my manners. Sorry about that.

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"I pledge allegiance to the flag, and Tobor republic for which it stands..."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

*grumble* last-minute entry by Dexx *grumble*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The 800x600 version is here: http://members.optushome.com.au/mcdexx/sc-flag-big.jpg

That's its original size, so it should blow up to 1024x768 nicely.

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o/= MOH! say can you see....o/=

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.