in the mouth?

Of course. I was referring to the 'money shot'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Which porn was that in, "Lincoln's Log" or "Preserving the Union"?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I wonder if Lincoln got shot for sitting in John Wilke's booth?

I just made that up, love me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You didn't make that up. I heard Bruce Valanch tell that same joke on hollywood squares.

BRUCE VALANCH STOLE MY JOKE!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bruce Valanch stole my pants.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Bruce Valanch ate my balls!

My balls ate Bruce Valanch!

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eat pie, and curry too

Stud.

I'd form a plan to kill him if he didn't always smell so pleasantly of spearmint.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'd spear Bruce Valanch with a pointy mint!

Big talk from a guy who cowers at the sight of Bob Saget.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Urr.... How come no one lept to defend my honour? Am I a stripper or does Obijo have fantacies about pregnant women?

I'm confused!

Bob Sagat has got nuthin' on me!

<- dies

Urr.... How come no one lept to defend my honour? Am I a stripper or does Obijo have fantacies about pregnant women?

I'm confused![/quote]
I'll defend your honour, Bec, since your husband is so busy playing Jedi Knight 2.
It's all part of an elaborate plan... you see, they keep us barefoot and pregnant so they can run about this island playing Tag with Tobor, while Gabe hands out computer games like candy to take up the rest of their spare time. : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I don't know how I missed that posting!

Obi, my wife strips for no man but me. Same with the pregnancy thing.

Bec is a dangerous woman. Enrage her at your peril.

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[quote]I don't know how I missed that posting!

Obi, my wife strips for no man but me.[/quote]

What about for women?

Take it off, Bec! Whoo!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote][quote]I don't know how I missed that posting!

Obi, my wife strips for no man but me.[/quote]

What about for women?

Take it off, Bec! Whoo!
[/quote]That may or may not have been deliberate ambiguity on my part.

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I may be the only hope for holiness there. Hippies.

If I brought offense to anyone, I'd just like to say it's my island and if you don't like my rules, you can get the fuck off.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Back off, Fidel fucking Castro, or I'll get my friend Dubyah to bomb the fuck outta you.

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I don't even remember being invited on!

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

[quote][quote]I don't know how I missed that posting!
Obi, my wife strips for no man but me.[/quote]

What about for women?
Take it off, Bec! Whoo!
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Now that is an interesting proposition...