Unfortunetly for Tim, he'd left his Edy's Ice Cream in the front seat and that damned old woman had gone after it.

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dyslexia bingo?

Woman: Is it still driveable?
Mechanic: I am gonna have to say negative on that one...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

"Shit! My beautiful steel drum! How did it get stuck to this car?!"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't