AND ON! =-)

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WANT ANYTHING ELSE SIR?

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

weedle weedle's hosting is http://www.mste.uiuc.edu/davea/preferences/die.gif . Someone around here is from that school, but I forget who. We can solve this mystery easily now.

nevermind, it's not his. Silly me.

Tinkrbell454: hey your from napanee ontario?
TrollOrgy: yup
Tinkrbell454: isnt that where that avril person was from or whatever?
TrollOrgy: no
Tinkrbell454: dannngit
TrollOrgy: everyone thinks that
Tinkrbell454: where the hell was she from then?
Tinkrbell454: ??
TrollOrgy: How that fuck would I know?
TrollOrgy: Get lost
Tinkrbell454: mkoy

I declare this official prank thread. Much fun!

Session Start (AIM - Iasonius:boinky33): Thu Sep 05 12:58:58 2002
[12:59] Iasonius: hi
[12:59] boinky33: hello.
[12:59] Iasonius: what are you?
[12:59] boinky33: a human
[12:59] Iasonius: that is not i mean. nationalityreagon?
[13:00] Iasonius: wear on earth are you at?
[13:00] boinky33: canada. why?
[13:00] Iasonius: pondering thought. i m sience studant from japan
[13:01] boinky33: oh?
[13:01] Iasonius: yes is
[13:01] Iasonius: sorry my engish bad
[13:01] Iasonius: ?
[13:02] Iasonius: is much snow in canada?
[13:02] boinky33: nooooooooooooooooo
[13:02] Iasonius: no?
[13:03] boinky33: i gotta goooooooooooo
[13:03] Iasonius: to bathroom?
[13:03] boinky33: yes
[13:03] Iasonius: why type so strange?
[13:03] boinky33: ghgjgjhfdhjjhhgd
[13:03] Iasonius: are canadians funnystrange?
[13:03] boinky33: noyes
[13:04] Iasonius: that is not answer
[13:04] boinky33: yes it isn't
[13:04] Iasonius: are yetis in canada?
[13:05] Iasonius: i need to now for a project
[13:05] boinky33: prorororpig ass
[13:05] Iasonius: what does that meaning
[13:05] boinky33: it means that i like cake
[13:05] Iasonius: I like cake too
[13:05] boinky33: no you don't
[13:06] *** boinky33 signed off at Thu Sep 05 13:06:00 2002.
Session Close (boinky33): Thu Sep 05 13:06:55 2002

He's quite hard to prank. Need to find fresh meat.

Go to www.baiting.org for some good prank IMs.

thunderchunky000: Hello, DragonXero666. I am a skilled performence artist trained in the art of sucking my own penis. If you would like to see video and pictures of my work, please, click here, NOW! You won't regret it.
DragonXero666: Uh, yeah, I don't think so.
DragonXero666: See, I'm a guy. And I really don't enjoy that sick shit.
thunderchunky000: It's an interesting peice of art for all genders.
DragonXero666: Heh, art? No thanks. If I want to see that I'll go watch Marylin Manson.
thunderchunky000: Actually, he helps me out in one video.
DragonXero666: ah damn you.
DragonXero666: I thought you were a random spammer. :P
thunderchunky000: Perhaps you would like to see my sister's video.
DragonXero666: Oh quit the act. :P
thunderchunky000: Her name is Barry.
DragonXero666: Lol.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Bravo!

[quote]I declare this official prank thread. Much fun!

Session Start (AIM - Iasonius:boinky33): Thu Sep 05 12:58:58 2002
[12:59] Iasonius: hi
[12:59] boinky33: hello.
[12:59] Iasonius: what are you?
[12:59] boinky33: a human
[12:59] Iasonius: that is not i mean. nationalityreagon?
[13:00] Iasonius: wear on earth are you at?
[13:00] boinky33: canada. why?
[13:00] Iasonius: pondering thought. i m sience studant from japan
[13:01] boinky33: oh?
[13:01] Iasonius: yes is
[13:01] Iasonius: sorry my engish bad
[13:01] Iasonius: ?
[13:02] Iasonius: is much snow in canada?
[13:02] boinky33: nooooooooooooooooo
[13:02] Iasonius: no?
[13:03] boinky33: i gotta goooooooooooo
[13:03] Iasonius: to bathroom?
[13:03] boinky33: yes
[13:03] Iasonius: why type so strange?
[13:03] boinky33: ghgjgjhfdhjjhhgd
[13:03] Iasonius: are canadians funnystrange?
[13:03] boinky33: noyes
[13:04] Iasonius: that is not answer
[13:04] boinky33: yes it isn't
[13:04] Iasonius: are yetis in canada?
[13:05] Iasonius: i need to now for a project
[13:05] boinky33: prorororpig ass
[13:05] Iasonius: what does that meaning
[13:05] boinky33: it means that i like cake
[13:05] Iasonius: I like cake too
[13:05] boinky33: no you don't
[13:06] *** boinky33 signed off at Thu Sep 05 13:06:00 2002.
Session Close (boinky33): Thu Sep 05 13:06:55 2002

He's quite hard to prank. Need to find fresh meat.[/quote]

I was trying to prank you.

Read SomethingAwful's pranks for a lesson then.

I got the idea from fugly.com in their victims section.

Flower77power: do u no avril lavigne???
TrollOrgy: Yes, she is not a punk by the way. She was a prep.
Flower77power: ok
Flower77power: really
TrollOrgy: yes
Flower77power: cool
Flower77power: wait....
Flower77power: how do U no?
TrollOrgy: Hey, did you hear about the sexy pirate movie?
Flower77power: no
TrollOrgy: It's rated ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Flower77power: i dont really want to
Flower77power: hahahahahaha
TrollOrgy: moh?
Flower77power: moh
Flower77power: ???
TrollOrgy: It's a cool punk word that Avril used to say.
Flower77power: cool
TrollOrgy: It's means........ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Flower77power: did u like go to school with her or somethin?
Flower77power: lol
TrollOrgy: oh, yeah. Totally.
TrollOrgy: Like, for sure.
Flower77power: for sojme reason... i dont believe u...
TrollOrgy: Who is u?
TrollOrgy: Isn't that a sheep?
Flower77power: i is me
Flower77power: arrrrrrrrrrr
TrollOrgy: You are quite internet savvy.
Flower77power: ok
Flower77power: wait... what is that?
TrollOrgy: I did know her. You asked.
TrollOrgy: What is what?
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: Stop saying ok.
TrollOrgy: ok.
Flower77power: well... i ask every one from napanee
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: Everyone from napanee probaly knows Avril because I go to her school.
Flower77power: coolio
TrollOrgy: I thought you liked Avril.
Flower77power: dude!
Flower77power: i love avril!!!!!!!!!
TrollOrgy: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower77power: or else y would i IM everyone from napanee?
Flower77power: but were u friends with Avril?
TrollOrgy: To know her adress so you could throw a bomb at her house.
Flower77power: uh no
TrollOrgy: I was a social talker with her
Flower77power: i am too much of a obbsessed weirdo to do that!
Flower77power: kool
TrollOrgy: to talk?
Flower77power: did u like her?
TrollOrgy: yeah.
Flower77power: no, to blow up her house
TrollOrgy: likes to kill her
TrollOrgy: You're going to blow up her house?
TrollOrgy: You're sick.
Flower77power: obviously u didnt if u kno avril
TrollOrgy: moh?
Flower77power: and u dont like her either, aand no i wouldnt kill or hurt avril at all or blow up her house
Flower77power: MOH
Flower77power: ARRRRRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: obviously u didnt if u kno avril-Find the mistake
Flower77power: ok i ment to say
obviously u dont like Avril
TrollOrgy: Who said you would?
Flower77power: moh
TrollOrgy: I like like her
Flower77power: good for u
TrollOrgy: oh, yeah?......ababababababababababababababababa
Flower77power: do u kno Avril?!
TrollOrgy: YESSSSS i don't do not know pavril.
TrollOrgy: wait.....what?
Flower77power: wait... hoo's pavril?
TrollOrgy: My pet canary
Flower77power: moh
TrollOrgy: He wrote avril's songs
Flower77power: koooo
Flower77power: AQRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Flower77power: *ARRRRRRRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: Here's one that you probably never heard of........jnksfkljfbdklnbvdknbvdnk;jbnkl;vbk;nlvbknjbvknjbvknjbvknjvcl7777fxgvjnvbjknvbihjvbihjvcijhvcjlk757575757575
TrollOrgy: the end.
Flower77power: wow!
Flower77power: ur right!
Flower77power: i dont no that one
TrollOrgy: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower77power: moh
Flower77power: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: Are you like 10?
TrollOrgy: or retared in the braion?
Flower77power: no, 11
Flower77power: n
TrollOrgy: oh, yaeah i'm not.
Flower77power: how old is u?
TrollOrgy: I am sooooooo 23
TrollOrgy: wait....I want to be 34
Flower77power: then u didnt go to school with avril!!!!
TrollOrgy: no.....67
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: I like fudge
TrollOrgy: AGGSDD
Flower77power: have fun in the emergency room
Flower77power: ARRRRRRRRRR
Flower77power: moh
TrollOrgy: Show me some respect. I just got out of veitnam.
TrollOrgy: I LOST MY NOSE!
Flower77power: kool!
Flower77power: take mine!
TrollOrgy: Wanna see a picture of her in grade 11?
Flower77power: ...
Flower77power: uh ok
TrollOrgy: TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower77power: YAY!
Flower77power: moh
TrollOrgy: STOOPPOPOPOPOPO
Flower77power: moh
Flower77power: ARRRRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: Are you 11.......no?
TrollOrgy: are you 11.............no?
TrollOrgy: are you 11............no?
Flower77power: have u heard about the movie with a sexy pirate ship?
TrollOrgy: no?
Flower77power: its AARRRRRRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: yes
TrollOrgy: rated you imbosile
Flower77power: and yes... i'm 11
TrollOrgy: Who asked?
TrollOrgy: SPACE MAN!!!!!!!
Flower77power: ur pet canary pavril
Flower77power: YAY!
TrollOrgy: Are you from Newzealand. I am.
TrollOrgy: I pet his big old 11 year old beak ohhhhhh
Flower77power: no... i'm from greenland
Flower77power: ok
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: Like i care
Flower77power: ok
Flower77power: ok
Flower77power: ok
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: do you live in a greeland
Flower77power: uh... no
TrollOrgy: Are greenland? I am.
Flower77power: where did u get that idea?
Flower77power: moh
TrollOrgy: from my canary his name is bavril
Flower77power: no, his name is pavril
Flower77power: ARRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: yes
TrollOrgy: no
TrollOrgy: yes
TrollOrgy: no
TrollOrgy: ok
TrollOrgy: what ever
Flower77power: yes no
Flower77power: moh
TrollOrgy: I'm gay I have sex with guys
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: hairy guys
TrollOrgy: named larry
Flower77power: ur 67 hahahaha
TrollOrgy: no I'm 11
TrollOrgy: and a girl
Flower77power: no ur canary is
TrollOrgy: a little 11 old little bird coe chiklonf
TrollOrgy: my girdle is 11 her named is dodo gretlkeff
Flower77power: o really???JD?
TrollOrgy: are you dcomposed?
TrollOrgy: are you dexx?
Flower77power: MOH
Flower77power: ARRRRRRRR
TrollOrgy: are you kristy yamigotch?
TrollOrgy: Am I on?
TrollOrgy: My uncle pick up the phone
Flower77power: how did u no!?
Flower77power: no, ur not
TrollOrgy: And he asked if I wanted to play balls on chin?
Flower77power: ok
TrollOrgy: I not am? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........
Flower77power: yep
Flower77power: cheese is yummy
TrollOrgy: yepiojhpooptit
TrollOrgy: no chese is yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummy
Flower77power: ok bye
TrollOrgy: I know who you are
Flower77power: kool
Flower77power: i no hoo i am too
TrollOrgy: I know you are tricking me,
Flower77power: how?
TrollOrgy: You shall put me in the fourms.
Flower77power: all i said was that i am 11
TrollOrgy: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! HA!!!!!!!
Flower77power: no...
TrollOrgy: I was tricking you.
Flower77power: wow
TrollOrgy: bye, poo head!!!!!!!!
Flower77power: ok bye

Flower77power: lola loves u
TrollOrgy: no she doesn't
Flower77power: uh yeh she does
TrollOrgy: noooooooooooooooooooo
TrollOrgy: avril is dead
Flower77power: yepppppp
TrollOrgy: I killed her
TrollOrgy: she's in my closet
Flower77power: um no how about u go get a life
TrollOrgy: no
Flower77power: and play this little game with someone else
TrollOrgy: god bless you.
Flower77power: and u like eminem
TrollOrgy: game?
TrollOrgy: no I like skittles
Flower77power: yeah heard of it?
TrollOrgy: reces pireces
TrollOrgy: and i know what lsat s 5
TrollOrgy: years ago i ate a pie
Flower77power: ok good for u
TrollOrgy: oh,no
Flower77power: bye
TrollOrgy: oh
TrollOrgy: noipo
Auto response from Flower77power: I am running into a wall at the moment. It wasn't my idea! Reid told me to!!
TrollOrgy: likrty
TrollOrgy: i don't like you.
TrollOrgy: I already post this.
TrollOrgy: too late.
TrollOrgy: anus bar.
Flower77power: what for?

boorite: this is useless
boorite: yes it is
boorite: why doesn't it shut the fuck up?
boorite: beats me.

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What others say about boorite!

As a resident of Glasgow, I constantly find myself getting IMs from Mogwai fans, asking if I have naked pictures of the band.

How do people know that you're from Glasgow?

Is your user-name GlasgowMogwaiPornPhotographer69 or something?

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Dad was flammable

You know, that could well be the problem.

xXxAvrilRawksxXx: OMG DO YOU KNOW AVRIL?!
TrollOrgy: Yes.
TrollOrgy: Why do you ask?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: DO YOU HAVE HER SN?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: YOUR PROFILE SAYS YOUR FROM NAPANEE!!
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: I LOVE AVRIL!
TrollOrgy: Um, yes, but I don't feel comfertable giving it to strangers on speed.
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: PLEASE?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: I'LL COME SLEEP WITH YOU!
TrollOrgy: Very funny.
TrollOrgy: fuck off!
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: PLEASE!
TrollOrgy: I'm trying to jerk off to porn! Do you mind?
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: I'LL GIVE YOU A NUDE PICTURE OF ME!
TrollOrgy: I know you're tricking me or you're just retarded
TrollOrgy: Okay, I'll give you her SN.
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: YOU WILL?
TrollOrgy: It is "Leave_me_alone_you_stupid_cock_smoker"
TrollOrgy: asshole!
TrollOrgy: bitch!
TrollOrgy: slut!
TrollOrgy: whore!
TrollOrgy: skank!
xXxAvrilRawksxXx: ILL CYBER YOU
TrollOrgy: fuck off.
TrollOrgy: you disgusting sicko!

I'm sorry. I know it's getting old.

I'm sorry to bring this back, but I just read it over again and realised just how awsome I am.

We must be thinking of different threads.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I actually received this message in my electronic mail device:

Subject: thank you for your respond

Dear sir/ madam

thank you very much,your attitude is pretty good,

I hope the assiation can give me a lot of message about kinds of absence

I'm a English studyer ,can you give me a lot of refence about it

The socity can give me a lot of things ,and i aslo want to revcived

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What others say about boorite!

Must've been from fuck.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)