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This is a blatant lie. I have never dated boorite, nor used Indie Pete to represent him in a comic strip about my life.
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I didn't say we dated each other. I said we dated 340 other people. BTW, I was wondering if the Indie Pete character was me. Something about his token resistance seemed familiar, and I do recall having noted your precocity. So I'm glad that you dispelled all such notions.

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Words fail me.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What I meant was... I mean... I wasn't... Look: Sex is supposed to be dirty, and fun and.... and... anyhoo, I like comedy better. Comedy, I do in a room full of people. Sex, I do by myself. Comedy is better.

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*sigh*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's okay Bunner, you're still young.

I don't know, that's what everyone tells me.
Though, that IS kinda the point. Why wait 'till I'm 50 to find someone I love? What good'll that do?
That'd be more cruel, in my opinion. "Okay you found love, now you have ten more years to live. Enjoy!"

But then, I doubt I'll live to 50.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

People told Rebecca and me that we were too young to get married. Fuck that for a joke. We're not even thirty yet, and we've already had nearly a decade together, happy and loving. I'm not seeing the disadvantage in this situation...

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She's two months from throwing you over for the milkman, you sad bastard.

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Or for me.
;) ;)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Woohoo! Hot bi babes!

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It's ok.... I think I'll just marry some harpy bar skank. Maybe she'll torch my car or sell my shit to a fence for a case of Dewars. You gotta take what you can get. I hope she has clean underwear.

*sigh*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I wonder if I could lobby the government to make harems legal?

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DexX :

i just !!!LOVE!!! your poodle quote, it's easy to understand, yet full of subtle messages.

quite like a good futurama episode but shorter

sub_m7

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner - Goodbye Pip, we'll love you forever.

besides : i made a cd called poodle dedicated to my 16 year old dog (he is no poodle though) with a track called "here comes the poodle".
i'm just afraid he dies when i play it to him, so i keep finding excuses for not finishing the cd...

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

Throw in a GeForce 4 Ti 4600 and I will marry you!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

But no sucky sucky.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*ShUdDeR* and *WHEW!* , respectively.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.