She's a goat isn't she?

or a sheep.

Some kind of farm animal?!?

She's a t-bone with a slit cut in it.

No, I mean your mom.
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Well, I understand, then. Looking at my mom would certainly "take care of" your erection. But you might want a girlfriend with less osteoporosis.

The monogamous part, I am experiencing the joy of. The sexual part sounds vaguely familiar. Please elaborate. Use pictures if possible.

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I think that's when you say "Honey, can I put my peepee in your butt?" and then she smacks you.

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I think that's when you say "Honey, can I put my peepee in your butt?" and then she smacks you.[/quote]
Oh! So it's like dinner time.

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I think that's when you say "Honey, can I put my peepee in your butt?" and then she smacks you.[/quote]
Oh! So it's like dinner time.[/quote]

Yeah kind of... just without the explosives.

Sorry, no pictures. you sick fuck. Wanting to see me naked...weirdo. I wu\ould maybe consider it if I thought you would avert your eyes and look toward the female in the picture. But for some reason I doubt that is happening. :)

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You're right. That would be profoundly sick.

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Why, is she that ugly?

No she isnt ugly lol. I just meant I'D rather not let some people here see ME naked. Therefore, I would only post pictures if you promised to look at the female instead. I meant avert from me, to the female. Since I dont think that would happen (you averting your eyes from ME). No pictures...

Get it now?

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Does this mean you'd happily post solo naked pics of your girlfriend?

That's odd. Why has punkrockskaboy not replied to this?

Sorry, havent replied because I haven't looked at this thread in a while. No, sorry. I will not post naked pictures of my girlfriend. I mean, unless I WANTED my genitals cut off with a butter knife...

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Kinkiness to the extreme.

But you said you would if we promised to look at the female. I promise.

I know you did...I apologize for misleading you. I am a bad bad man.

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I still have an erection right now.

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Oh, yeah?
Well, I have two.

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*sigh* A guy who blows black dudes's work is never done.

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You blow black dudes' work?

Who said I was talking about me?

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