hmm... as a result of googlefighting my two account names, i learned that "habnem" appears to be a word in some other (slavic and/or norse) language. at any rate, habnem beat il_schmucko 72-25, but dropping the pronoun yields a much more impressive 274 results for "schmucko."
nonetheless, in any of my incarnations i'm pretty low on the proverbial totem pole.
and incidentally, "proverbial totem pole" would make a good band name.
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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com