Then, lady, you are in the wrong place. This is a special, magical place where rude catch phrases like "manboobs," "cornhole," and now (probably) "gigantic chicken dick" are not only found amusing, but copied ad nauseum and brought to a near religious status by the board regulars.
Although I'm a big fan of running gags, the humor around here tends to be more like what I call high-school humor (shock humor and insults). Not to say it's all not funny, though.
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"Old" is the old new.