"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!"
"No, that's a Spoon"
"Ah, I see you've played old knifey-Spoony before!"

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Where is that from?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Episode of the Simpsons where they go to Australia..

Marge- "I'll take coffee please"
Bartender- "Beer it is"
- "Coff-ee!"
- "Be-er!"
- "C-O..."
- "B-E..."

And other such nonsense :)

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

The new ones are funnier.

I have to disagree.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

HISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!