It's a running gag, dangit! I'm gonna make you conform whether you like it or not:

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.

my vagina can play the flute. Is that too far?

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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I knew that Brad was really powerful, but I didn't know his poo could send e-mail.
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My pee can mow the lawn.
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My semen can style my hair.
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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.
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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.
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My mucus can clog up my throat.
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My belly button lint can sing opera.
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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.
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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.
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My sweat can bake cookies.
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So can mine.
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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.
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My kidneys can be donated.
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My vagina can play the flute.
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My penis can defeat all enemies.
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My Medula Oblongota is embued with the power of Satan, AND can hum the entire melody of Ravel's "Bolero".

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[quote]

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote]
My nuts stink.

[quote][quote]

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

What? My medula oblongota's strange magickal powers not good enough for ya'? don't make me whip out jools' penis on you...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[quote][quote][quote]

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.[/quote]
My nuts stink.

[quote][quote][quote][quote]

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My underarms can demoralize nations.

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I has a flavor!

[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My underarms can demoralize nations.[/quote]
My pubic hair can roller skate.

[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]

My pee can mow the lawn.[/quote]
My semen can style my hair.[/quote]
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.[/quote]
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.[/quote]My mucus can clog up my throat.[/quote]
My belly button lint can sing opera.[/quote]
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.[/quote]My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.[/quote]My sweat can bake cookies.[/quote]
So can mine.[/quote]My gut can cushion the fall of angels.[/quote]My kidneys can be donated.[/quote]My vagina can play the flute.[/quote]
My penis can defeat all enemies.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.[/quote]
My nuts stink.[/quote]
My underarms can demoralize nations.[/quote]
My pubic hair can roller skate.[/quote]
My beard can breakdance.

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I has a flavor!

Brad's bandwidth bills pay themselves. Wait... that's not true.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It would be if he'd use automatic bill paying.