this sucks. i'm off to throw a temper tantrum in the woods. i won't be back before dark.

Thanks israphael. I really liked everyone's submissions for this one - looks like the dichotomy between Religion and Consumerism for the holidays gets people's creativity going. I look forward to judging a round of competition. Thanks everyone!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.