I wonder if Jesus finds all this funny, or is furious.

He probably has a list.

And I'm #2 on it.

Jesus forgives you my son.

Them strips there [above] , yeah *that's* the one! Laughed bread through my nose I did! MRRRM hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Ha ha ha!

Disagree with Marina Sirtis being the third most useless item on the Enterprise; even with holodecks, Ship's Cum-Receptacle is gonna be an important and well paid gig. Or am I just too drunk now?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.