At first Timmy's dad thought that when his son drove his car the girls laughed beacause of the brick pattern.
He then learned that they laughed because his son looks like a total dip.

That thing's built like a brick shitbox.

---
What others say about boorite!

"Yeah I was going down this steep hill in the middle of the night and the breaks cut out. I was able to brush it up against some bushes and I brought it to a stop; but MAN! I was shitting... well, you know"

Well, it gets shitty gas mileage, handles like a water buffalo, and keeps getting tagged by punk kids with spray paint cans. But look on the bright side--there's not a grocery cart in the world that could ding the door on that puppy.

---
-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

The neighborhood boys thought it would be funny to give poor Billy a brick car for his birthday. Joke's on them...Billy is blind.

---
L to E to the A to the H