[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: A Horror of the Modern Age.']

I don't think I'm coming up with terribly funny ideas for this contest. Bugger.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Damned lies']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: ' CC 166: Letters don't lie.']

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Sex Piano.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: He's Tricksy, Precious.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Must... win... at all costs.... even if I post worthless junk...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: I don't get it either']

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

[Click to view comic: 'cc 166 Programmed to Lie!!!']

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www.industrialprophet.com

A couple of these are brilliant. I can't compete.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I agree that The Governor's strip (#118635 above) is brilliant. It should win this competition easily.
Still, here's my humble offering...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Dirty Rotten Lying Filthy Savior']

Also, The Governor's strip inspired me to create this:

[Click to view comic: 'Inspired by The Governor's CC 165 Entry #118635']

Hope you like it, guv. Course, it only makes sense if you've seen or heard of "Fight Club."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

... or the Monty Python 'Bruces Sketch'

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Le Pantalon Sur Le Feu']

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exit, pursued by a bear

yes, it's a cheap shot. but its true. and the irony is, if he meant it, he'll never see this, thus proving I'm correct in my supposition that it was a ploy.

[Click to view comic: 'cc 166: Cheap shots at regs']

background for noobs or folks that weren't paying attention:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=65260forum=7

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=76202forum=7

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

For shame, ObiJo!

Anyway...

[Click to view comic: 'CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 1: The introduction...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 2: The interview...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 3: The interrogation...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC166 - BOYZ - Chapter 4: The twist ending!']

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Pardon the adaptation ...

[Click to view comic: 'A Fable']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Gangs Are Bad, Mmmkay?']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Another case of the title wagging the comic ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Lies, Damn Lies, and Sadistics']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: The Return of the King']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC166: Yummy drink']

As Rod Stewart sang... "Urine my heart, urine my soul, urine my breath 'till I grow old..."

Ew.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

okay, this is my first post *ever* in these forums! this is also my first day creating comics, so cut me some slack if it sucks.

i actually made this before i found out about the competition, so it might not be exactly what you're looking for.

[Click to view comic: 'joe millionaire']

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Lord of the Lies']

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Lord of the Lies']

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Lord of the Lies']

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Lord of the Lies']

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: Lord of the Lies']

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gah! Why does Stripcreator hate me so?

No wait, it's my browser...

Sincere apologies for the multiple postings, people, I'm away to get Netscape installed...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 166: To Tell the Truth']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com