[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: I made a funny.']

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Sex Piano.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: staples of humor']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

If I were running this contest, I'd disqualify anyone who didn't know the difference between stationary and stationery. But anyway:

[Click to view comic: 'Recycling old jokes since 1973 ...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Genesplice']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hopefully this is better than my last try at a comic contest. And hopefully, I'm not going straight to hell or anything. ¬_¬

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: Divine Supplies of the Office Sisterhood']

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Broken Link']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

that was awesome.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

aah, a two-parter.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: pain part 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: pain part 2']

on a somewhat related note, i stapled my finger today. it hurt.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

We've got a winner!

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Sex Piano.

To see why there is a IV after it, check out my other comics.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Marketing IV']

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Sex Piano.

I would just like to say that mmeyers strip was superb.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

[quote]A little teaser to wet your whistle:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Coming soon to a contest near you...']

More to come...[/quote]

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: The Chance Encounter']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: The Encounter Turns into a Dance (not line though)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: First Date']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Trouble in Paradise (The obligatory falling out)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: The Twist (Unhappy) Ending']

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

God FUCKING dammit! Contrary to what my comic "First Date" would have you believe, I do know the difference between "here" and "hear", and I am not, in fact, retarded.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

[Click to view comic: 'Max Hackerton, Boy Computer Consultant']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Thanks for the good tidings, mikeweeney. Big Evil Dan has raised the bar, I believe. Back to the lab.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Kingdom Clone']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: '170: fuck off you fuckers.']

p.s. the one before mine is hilarious and should win. i love the middle section more than my own mother.

OK. This is a second attempt.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: In Need of a Stapler']

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Yeah, I figured it out eventually.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: I've been sick, so you get what you get...']

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 170: Dressing to the left (see attatchment)']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was going to enter this, but the competition's too steep for my liking.

straight fight between Jes and Dan i reckon.

Wayyyyy beyond the level of "Funny" im capable of attaining.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: The Gospel According to Scyess']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm rooting for the newbie underdog. Go Dan go!

[Click to view comic: 'CC170: Psychology Lecture.']

This actually happened in my Psych class yesterday.

Not really.

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Sex Piano.