I knew that.

:- )

The crack about "ya mama" was also in jest. Here in the wilds of urban America, we have a game called "the Dozens" that fellows often play with their pals in an effort to 'one-up' one other with jocular yet somewhat off-colour remarks about the other fellow's mother. If you wish to investigate this shopworn, yet engaging pastime, I encourage you to pay a visit to any local saloon or barbeque restaurant in an African-American neighbourhood near you. This is where most 'Dozens' matches occur. To start up a game, simply enter the establishment and shout: "Lemme tell ya somethin' about ya mama!"

Let me know how it goes.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh, I know about that. I have written several "yo mama" jokes, including the immortal:

Yo mama so stupid, she went to an Italian restaurant and ordered fellatio.

And:

Yo mama so ugly, the government gave yo daddy forty acres and yo mama.

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What others say about boorite!

Lemme tell ya summin bout yo momma...

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 3.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Ya mama so fat, they bought her a Malcom X jacket, and a helicoptor landed on her ass.

Ya mama so stupid, it take the bitch 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Ya mama so old, she was Methuselah's prom date.

I posted these before, but they disappeared.

I wonder who the fuck I offended now.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.