JUDGEMENT!
Thank you all for entering. I, Chairman Kaga, have found this to be more entertaining than expected. You have all done a fine job of incorporating our theme ingredient, Shakespeare.
My favorite dishes... er.. comics, were: [list]
[*]MaxPayne - Hamlet Gone Wild - Because everyone loves a good ejaculation joke.
[*]itsclark - You Mock Me, Sir - Funny.
[*]kaufman - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Abducted By Aliens - The usual superior work.
[*]Spankling - King George II - Too true.
[*]umfumdisi - Marlowe Is A Pouf - Nicely done all around.
[*]drunkenboat - The Question - Nice first effort. Welcome to the monkey house.
[*]crabby - Romeo and Juliet (Rough Draft) - Simply elegant. Comic perfection.
[*]mmyers - King Lear, the sitcom - Ha!
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I must choose a winner from these fine entries. You have made my choice difficult. No doubt those of you who spent a lot of time working on your iambic pentameter and kidney stones will plan my painful demise after my decision (but they were optional rules). In the end, I must award this to...
CRABBY
Go to it, man.
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.
