I wish to join this tournament.

My rule is that all sentences must start with the same letter. The letter is 'E'.

Viva el Santo!

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I am shrouded in mystery, no?

Should anything happen to Kajun and Jes (which would be kind of creepy, actually), I can lend a hand as well.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

When...er, I mean if something happens to Kajun, jes and mmyers, I'll help out.

With all due respect Andy, I don't think anyone wants this contest to run for more than a year.

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Dad was flammable

Rule: Use the height1 or height2 prop.

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

hopefully we can get this shizow on the rizoad soon.

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groin grabbingly funny

We have 12 contestants thus far. I can do the bracketing with that unless we miraculously get 4 more.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I just hope my thread in GD hasn't brought back any fly-by-night visitors who'll drop out before the end of the first round.

Like DH-01, the prince of Comic Cup abandonment.

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Dad was flammable