Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 13, 2032
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)

Damn hairy nipples. Hmph.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Congrats to you all. By bringing back this thread you have now raised me from the dead. Nice job.

:l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.