Lemme get this straight... The Scots would refuse to buy a visitor a pint. Wow. I'll alert CNN. Hahahahahahaha

Lemme clue y'all in: The Scots aren't xenophobic, they're fuckoff cheap. : )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Well, if you're going to be coming by the SF Bay Area, I'm the only stripper anywhere around there.

Well, besides Devin.

Damn, now there's no chance you'll come here.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I know Scots have a reputation for being cheap but I lived with two this year who were fine.
This other guy though used to turn off the microwave at night to save electricity on the little clock. Now that's tight.

In all seriousness, Scotland and Ireland are very nice places to visit, and I would personally buy anyone a drink out of the kindness of my heart.

But I still don't want to meet any of you losers.

Ever.

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Dad was flammable

Kajun wants to remain anomalous.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Damn Dexx! You are such the man!

I wish I had a real life like you so I could skip work, buzz down and hang with international film contributors. But here I sit in Seattle with two kids chained to my ankle.

Actually I love them too. I'm loving spending the summer with them. They are young and growing fast. But I gotta keep working so I can keep them in private school and maybe kick in a little for college before I retire to planned housing and a late-night job with a paper hat.

It would take an act of the gods for me to make it. I am booked solid with family. I don't even get to see my own parents more than two weeks this year.

But where else can I see this film? Are they selling copies cheap? Will it make video?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I got it off of KaZaa last month. You want me to cook you a CD?

*snicker*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.